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"In
the 1960s, teenagers in parts of
England started frequenting expresso
bars, especially the sophisticated
coffee bars that had jukeboxes loaded
up with the rebellious music of
that time (like Elvis!). John Albon,
now an Assistant Cheif Constable,
spent his adolescence in Brighton
where the adults 'were concerned
that we were going to coffee bars
instead of doing homework and that
these bars were corrupting the youth
of Brighton.' These havens made
it possible to sit all evening,
conversing with other teenagers,
for the price of a transparent cup
of frothy liquid. Expected Sunday
press condemnation of such house
of ill-refute, where boys smoked
and girls were deflowered, may have
been justiflied in certain provincial
cases where neighbouring gardens
were receptacles for cigarette butts
and used rubber 'johnnies'."
-- excerpted from Alan Clayson's
"Beat Merchants"
In
a study done by Bio-psychiatrists
on sexual function, it was found
that the elderly with a consumption
of at least one cup of coffee per
day had significantly higher rates
of sexual activity in women and
increased potency rate in men.
And it looks like women in "the
world's oldest profession"
hold more international coffee patents
than men do.
Brothel owners in France, Germany,
Italy, Spain, and Switzerland all
own more patents than men do in
all their respective countries!
Coffee was at one time used by the
experts to increase sexual pleasure,
then outlawed by wives because coffee
made men think in ways wives didn't
want them to think. That
was until the wives tried it! Soon
women used coffee as a bona fide
issue of law for divorce. Grounds
for divorce was the man's inability
to provide coffee for his wife.
These
legal precedents regarding sex and
coffee are some 300 years old.
Websites
with stories and articles on the
subject of Sex and Coffee include:
Coffee
Is Better Than Sex: "You
can make coffee last as long as
you want." . Men's
Health - A Jolt of Java: "Your
morning cup of coffee might be doing
more than perking you up. It might
be turning you on." . Coffee
Date Hell: "At the coffee
shop he kept saying that he wanted
to climb in my hair like Rapunzel's."
. You
know you've been drinking too much
coffee when: "When someone
says "How are you?" you say, "Good
to the last drop."
"They took away smoking, they
took away drugs and promiscuous
sex, they took away eating red meat
and cat calling hot chicks on the
street. All I have left is over-priced
coffee, and by God I'm going to
drink it!" - Brent Sienna
"Some people belive in Love, Peace
and Soul I, however, believe in
Caffiene, Sex and Rock and Roll;
If it doesn't make my ears bleed,
give me a buzz or screams my name
I don't give a f*%#!" - Byron A.
McIsaac
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