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10
Reasons You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee....
1. You sleep with your eyes open.
2. You
introduce your spouse as
your coffeemate. 3. You
short out motion detectors. 4.
You have to
watch videos in fast-forward. 5.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated
coffee is the devil's blend." 6.
You go to AA meetings just for the
free coffee. 7. You're
so wired, you pick up AM radio. 8.
When
someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
9. You
go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
10. Your
life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
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